are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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