It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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