Tell her she can't have a vagina
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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