Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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