She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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