I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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