dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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