Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Randomize
