Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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