Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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