i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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