Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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