i permit you to call me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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