The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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