Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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