It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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