If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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