is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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