i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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