I wanna passion pit in your ass
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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