we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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