dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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