That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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