What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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