Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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