Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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