My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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