Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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