She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She bit a glass in half.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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