Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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