Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
