I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
