Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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