See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I pour the whiskey from now on
My vagina is very pro this idea
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
