smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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