The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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