We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Drunk is not a location!
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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