I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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