The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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