shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wannas sexs uuuuu
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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