would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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