is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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