i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Mom said you looked used
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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