You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just found a bag of teeth...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
