What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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