Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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