You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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