p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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