But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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