That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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